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Sonny: Hello, we're back on the show. Our "Obama vs. McCain" topic is over, and defying what topics I have to do today, I'm skipping ahead to the Q&A segment, for the whole entire show. That means you listeners out there, call our phone number to send in your questions to the Straw Hat crew.
Luffy: I have a question!
Sonny: What, Luffy?
Luffy: Um...where is the washroom?
Sonny: (sigh) Down the hallway, third door on yer left.
Luffy: Okay, thanks!
Sonny: Well, Luffy has to go take a "oui-oui", so let's just get to the callers already shall we? We have one person here on Line #2. Hello, you're on the ChatExpress!
Random Caller #1: ARABASTA PUSSIES RULLLLEEE!!
Nami: (sweatdrops) Umm...okay??
Rest of Mugiwaras: (they also sweatdrop) Yeeeahh...
Sonny: Mm-hmm. We'll cut that caller and move to the next caller. Hello, caller your're on the Chat...EXpress.
Random Caller #2: Ugh, that last caller is so full of turd! Everyone knows that women are made from water--
Sonny: Okay, we'll cut you off there. Thank you for calling! Oh boy, we haven't gotten this much better callers today...we'll be back after the breaks, when Luffy is back.
Com. Announcer: New from ComServe! A new phenomenon craze is available on your phone! Get the new Rick Astley ringtone on your cellphone, by texting the word "RICK" to the numbers 86-94-94! Text the numbers 86-94-94 today!
(A/N: That commercial is fake. And so are other commercials in this.)
Com. Announcer: From the Scurvy Dog Aquatic Ship Company, comes a goldenly gold design of a new ship that stands out from other ships...the five-engine, 400 HP, motorboat called "AQUAMAX". Now available with standard features for about 200 million beli, at your nearest dealership near you.
Sonny: Hello, we are back to the public radio station that made history in the Grand Line. I am your radio host Sunny for the ChatExpress show. Luffy is back at the set, and we are just about to take more calls at the station than usual. If you want to ask questions the Straw Hat gang, call our hotline number and we'll get you through.
Luffy: AND SEND ME MEAT!!
Sonny: (conks Luffy in the head with a brick) Enough, you jackass...
(Beeping sound 3x)
Sonny: And we have a caller on the line! Coming from line #64, and hello you're on ChatExpress!
Silver Wolf Demon: Hello? Oh, wow I'm on the air! This is kinda new for me...My name is silver from the evergreen state of Washington. Um...Well, since the topic of dubs came up earlier, I have to ask, what do you guys think of the Funimtion dub of the show? Also...my friend is right now bugging me to ask this question so please blame her and not me for this question and opinions?
Luffy: Ohiya, Silver! Well, I gotta say that the FUNi dub of our show is pretty much better than the crap version made by 4kids!
Zoro: That's right, even though I kinda liked my old English-dubbed voice the one supplied by FUNi is pretty much on par. And at least they didn't screw up on the whole topic about blood and violence...
Nami: For sure, yes. The voice actors for that version were a great selection...I mean, the FUNimation dub. They even restored the original names translated from Japanese! Instead of "orb", it's "ball"! Sanji, you want to add more on this?
Sanji: Sure indeed, Nami-swaaan! Well, compared to that (bleep)-y dub even though I still don't have a cigarette in my mouth at least I DON'T have the typical lollipop 4kids forced me to suck on!
(Zoro chuckles quietly)
Sanji: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, MARIMO-HEAD?!
Usopp: More great stuff from that dub is, I almost match the Japanese version in terms of voice and the dubbing company didn't screw up the episode order! Fusing two episodes together into one DOES NOT do any good! It harms the plot and character development!
Sonny: Indeed!
Chopper: At least they didn't gave me a voice that sounds like a nerdy teen!
Robin: And they didn't gave me that Texan-like accent!
Sunny: Franky and Brooke, any comments from you guys?
(Both Franky and Brooke shake their heads at the set, while not seen on radio)
Sonny: Okay, then.
Luffy: Aw well, we don't have to blame any person that can bug you to ask these questions and opinions...it's just like we don't care if they bug you to ask these questions, we're just here to answer them!
Silver Wolf Demon: Alright! Thank you for having me on!
Sonny: You're welcome, man! Okay, when we come back we'll have more Q&A with the Straw Hats...and LUFFY, STOP MESSING WITH THE RADIO EQUIPMENT!!
(Commercial plays)
Announcer: This is a public service announcement.
P.S.A. Guy: Hello. If you are a pirate, sailor, or soldier from the Navy and have not consumed enough vitamin C, you are at risk for severe cases of scurvy. Come down to your nearest local clinic or health care provider to receive vitamin C injection treatments. For more details, contact your nearest doctor.
(Commercial ends)
Luffy: I have a question!
Sonny: What, Luffy?
Luffy: Um...where is the washroom?
Sonny: (sigh) Down the hallway, third door on yer left.
Luffy: Okay, thanks!
Sonny: Well, Luffy has to go take a "oui-oui", so let's just get to the callers already shall we? We have one person here on Line #2. Hello, you're on the ChatExpress!
Random Caller #1: ARABASTA PUSSIES RULLLLEEE!!
Nami: (sweatdrops) Umm...okay??
Rest of Mugiwaras: (they also sweatdrop) Yeeeahh...
Sonny: Mm-hmm. We'll cut that caller and move to the next caller. Hello, caller your're on the Chat...EXpress.
Random Caller #2: Ugh, that last caller is so full of turd! Everyone knows that women are made from water--
Sonny: Okay, we'll cut you off there. Thank you for calling! Oh boy, we haven't gotten this much better callers today...we'll be back after the breaks, when Luffy is back.
Com. Announcer: New from ComServe! A new phenomenon craze is available on your phone! Get the new Rick Astley ringtone on your cellphone, by texting the word "RICK" to the numbers 86-94-94! Text the numbers 86-94-94 today!
(A/N: That commercial is fake. And so are other commercials in this.)
Com. Announcer: From the Scurvy Dog Aquatic Ship Company, comes a goldenly gold design of a new ship that stands out from other ships...the five-engine, 400 HP, motorboat called "AQUAMAX". Now available with standard features for about 200 million beli, at your nearest dealership near you.
Sonny: Hello, we are back to the public radio station that made history in the Grand Line. I am your radio host Sunny for the ChatExpress show. Luffy is back at the set, and we are just about to take more calls at the station than usual. If you want to ask questions the Straw Hat gang, call our hotline number and we'll get you through.
Luffy: AND SEND ME MEAT!!
Sonny: (conks Luffy in the head with a brick) Enough, you jackass...
(Beeping sound 3x)
Sonny: And we have a caller on the line! Coming from line #64, and hello you're on ChatExpress!
Silver Wolf Demon: Hello? Oh, wow I'm on the air! This is kinda new for me...My name is silver from the evergreen state of Washington. Um...Well, since the topic of dubs came up earlier, I have to ask, what do you guys think of the Funimtion dub of the show? Also...my friend is right now bugging me to ask this question so please blame her and not me for this question and opinions?
Luffy: Ohiya, Silver! Well, I gotta say that the FUNi dub of our show is pretty much better than the crap version made by 4kids!
Zoro: That's right, even though I kinda liked my old English-dubbed voice the one supplied by FUNi is pretty much on par. And at least they didn't screw up on the whole topic about blood and violence...
Nami: For sure, yes. The voice actors for that version were a great selection...I mean, the FUNimation dub. They even restored the original names translated from Japanese! Instead of "orb", it's "ball"! Sanji, you want to add more on this?
Sanji: Sure indeed, Nami-swaaan! Well, compared to that (bleep)-y dub even though I still don't have a cigarette in my mouth at least I DON'T have the typical lollipop 4kids forced me to suck on!
(Zoro chuckles quietly)
Sanji: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, MARIMO-HEAD?!
Usopp: More great stuff from that dub is, I almost match the Japanese version in terms of voice and the dubbing company didn't screw up the episode order! Fusing two episodes together into one DOES NOT do any good! It harms the plot and character development!
Sonny: Indeed!
Chopper: At least they didn't gave me a voice that sounds like a nerdy teen!
Robin: And they didn't gave me that Texan-like accent!
Sunny: Franky and Brooke, any comments from you guys?
(Both Franky and Brooke shake their heads at the set, while not seen on radio)
Sonny: Okay, then.
Luffy: Aw well, we don't have to blame any person that can bug you to ask these questions and opinions...it's just like we don't care if they bug you to ask these questions, we're just here to answer them!
Silver Wolf Demon: Alright! Thank you for having me on!
Sonny: You're welcome, man! Okay, when we come back we'll have more Q&A with the Straw Hats...and LUFFY, STOP MESSING WITH THE RADIO EQUIPMENT!!
(Commercial plays)
Announcer: This is a public service announcement.
P.S.A. Guy: Hello. If you are a pirate, sailor, or soldier from the Navy and have not consumed enough vitamin C, you are at risk for severe cases of scurvy. Come down to your nearest local clinic or health care provider to receive vitamin C injection treatments. For more details, contact your nearest doctor.
(Commercial ends)
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