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S.C: Animation Edition VII
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(The show begins with the opening animated sequence leading to the "Sports Centre: Animation Edition" logo.)
Announcer: This is Sports Centre.
(Previews of events to be talked about are shown in full screen. The first snippets of the first preview reveal angry crowds in the streets, causing major damage to their city.)
Sonny: Tonight on Sports Centre...chaos erupts in the streets! As the one team that has finally won the cup in almost 40 years celebrates their ultimate win, fans of the opposing team aren't so delight and pleased to hear the news.
(3D transition animation reveals the snippets of the next preview. There, it shows a tennis player slipping on wet grass and getting himself up moments later.)
Kevin: Also, there has been major heartbreak for an aspiring tennis star at the World Wimbledon Tournament. Find out all about it later on in the programme!
Sonny: Plus...
(3D transition animation reveals the snippets of the preview after the previous one.)
Sonny: We count down the Top Ten in the wildest moments in sports!
Kevin: Sports Centre: Animation Edition begins...right now!
(The official opening, 3D-animated sequence of the show plays as many highlights of sports events in the past and recent times are shown in increasingly-fast succession, finished off with the logo of the show. 3D-animated transition sequence reveals the two news anchors sitting behind the usual icy-glass coloured table with a digital display on the front side showing the logo, and the control room behind the glass in the background.)
Kevin: Hello, sports fans, and welcome back to another great, wacky edition of Sports Centre: Animation Edition! I'm Kevin and sitting beside me, is Sonny.
Sonny: We start off the show with the top news stories. It has been described as "pure chaos and pandemonium" as angry fans took it to the streets and started smashing windows, setting fires to cars, and all other sorts of outrageous acts, as the Konoha Stealths won over the Springfield Pigs in the ACHL Cup Finals.
(Footage of the rioting in the streets of Springfield is shown.)
Sonny: Just minutes after the Stealths have won game 7 over the Pigs with a score of 4-0, fans outside the Springfield Arena began to cause mayhem starting with the flipping over of a few cars, torching garbage cans, and picking fights with each other. The increasingly-intense mob of violence and anger had then spread to the rest of the streets downtown, where windows were smashed, valuable items were looted, and groups of people dancing wildly over the flames. Police and security groups had to be called in to quell the situation. In the end, the rioting took no less than five hours, and an estimate of about 350 people were arrested. The costs of the damage have yet to be evaluated, although rough estimates say it would be close to $55 million, and clean-up has yet to be started.
(Last clip of the rioting shows Moe being trampled by other people.)
Moe: Hey—Ow, ow, ow, ow! That hurt! Why do you people always wear cleats here?
(Cut to Sonny and Kevin.)
Sonny: This is not the first time Springfield has ever had a riot of this size, as previous sports-related riots have taken place there in the past. The last time Springfield had a riot, post-hockey game, was back in 1994.
Kevin: As for the Konoha Stealths, they could not have celebrated their first Cup win that huge since 1972! For the next top story, there has been nothing but heartbreak for an aspiring young and talented tennis star when it comes to a World Wimbledon Tournament game.
(Footage of the championship playoff game is shown.)
Kevin: 22-year-old Ryoma Echizen had slipped on wet grass during the fifth set in the semi-final match of the 2011 World Wimbledon Championships while taking on his sixth-seeded competitor, Ned Flanders. Officials along with his trainer/mentor were concerned about his safety and health, but Ryoma got back up and resumed playing until the next set. He has since been withdrawn from the tournament, giving Ned Flanders an automatic advance to the finals.
(Cut to the news anchors.)
Kevin: And now, we go live to Michael Williams outside of the Winnipeg Ice Coliseum. Mike?
(Cut to Michael Williams on the other side.)
Michael: Hello, Kevin. I'm reporting outside the Ice Coliseum on reports that the new ACHL team here will be named at the 2011 ACHL Draft. Now, as you all recalled, the Atlanta Ice Hogs were bought out and moved to this city just a few weeks ago. The Board of Governors have yet to approve this deal, and if it does pass through, then Winnipeg will see a new ACHL team for the first time since 1979, when the Winnipeg Aeros were part of the ACHL from the now-defunct ACHA up until 1996. Kevin, back to you!
(Cut to Kevin and Sonny.)
Kevin: Alright, we'll be back after a few short breaks. When we're back, Jamie Oscar has the weather up for you coming right up!
S.C: A.E. Announcer: This edition of Sports Centre: Animation Edition has been brought to you by Battlefield 3. "50% More Vehicles and Weapons, 60% More Destruction, 70% Less Campers. Pre-order it now!"
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(Six 30-second random commercials play in a random order.)
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Kevin: Welcome back, folks. Here's Jamie Oscar with the "Weather on Sports" segment! So Jamie, how's the weather looking right now?
(Cut to Jamie at the other newsroom.)
Jamie: IT'S GON' RAIN!
(Cut back to Kevin.)
Kevin: You really think so?
(Cut back to Jamie.)
Jamie: In all seriousness, yes. For today's weather, we have a 60% chance of rain and possibly a few thundershowers happening in the early afternoon. Now, this is all because of this low pressure system here bringing all that unsettled weather there, and it's making its way across to where we are because of the moist, muggy air-mass that is present at our location. However, if you're up for the Indy kart race that's happening in Townsville, consider yourself lucky! The temperatures over there are highs of 25 degrees Celsius, feeling like 28 with the slight humidity wafting around. For the Dimmsdale 500 happening over at the Dimmsdale Superspeedway, a mix of sun and cloud and it's a PERFECT day for racing over there with a high of 23 degrees Celsius. That's all the weather there is on the "Weather on Sports". Back to you, Kevin!
(Cut to Kevin.)
Kevin: Continuing our top stories tonight, the 2011 Women's World Super Cup will begin in Germany as 18 countries participate in the 27th soccer tournament. One of the countries—Canada, have qualified for this tournament. The first game will commence on Sunday at 3:00 P.M. Eastern Time. You can catch the game on our station!
Sonny: And now it's time for the Top Ten in this edition's Sports Centre: Animation Edition. This time, we count down to the Top Ten Wildest Moments in Sports!
Kevin: We begin the Top Ten with #10 as there was a massive, MASSIVE crash in the 2007 ACSCAR Max Gold Cup High Stakes 500 race, at the Gallagher Superspeedway! Timmy Turner's dad was running in the race dead last, when all of a sudden, his engine gives way and he stalls just right in front of the whole pack of cars. The massive crash left a lot of flying debris around, most of it being sent right into the grandstands where the spectators are! 65 people were seriously hurt, while 20 drivers had to be sent to the nearest hospital.
Sonny: Here is #9, as the 2011 Grand Am Supercharged Race took place at the Road America course in Wisconsin. Bugs Bunny's supercharged Camaro braked too soon and ran into the back of Gray Fullbuster's supercharged Challenger car during a sharp turn. However, if that wasn't enough, Bugs Bunny's car continued to veer past the sand-traps and crashed right into the tire barrier, taking his car OVER it! The car was totalled, but Bugs Bunny was okay.
Kevin: #8 of the Top Ten happens to be the 2005 All-Star Game set in Konoha. In the sixth inning, when Uzumaki Naruto's team was losing by a few runs, it was up to him at the batter to execute a strategy! However, it wasn't the strategy people expected at the grandstands as Naruto uses his ability to turn into a sexy female centerfold that would stun not only the pitcher, but the back-catcher and the umpire as well! Just seconds after this happened, a very angry Sakura storms right in and punches him in the face really hard! It's that wild in our Top Ten list for this edition!
Sonny: And now, counting down to #7, it is the 2008 MCALB regular season match-up between the Boston Red Hats and the Mako Sharks. Red-hot pitcher Portgas D. Ace throws a massively-burning fastball clocked in at 95 MPH, during the seventh inning! The flaming baseball actually hits the batter, and the right-handed batter is left screaming and rolling all over the ground as he is literally burnt by his fastball!
Kevin: That's really gotta hurt! Onto #6 of the Top Ten, the 1982 UAFL Duff Beer Championship game held in Minnesota saw so much to go wrong. During the start of the third quarter, most of the members of the Orange Blaze football team began to strip down bare-naked and streaked across the football field, right in front of 35 000 spectators. To this day, no one is sure why most of the team would do such a thing like this; although speculations came around in either that the players in the football team actually planned this after the halftime show, or that the head coach intended it in order to gain crowd publicity. Either way, it made them forfeit the championship and got suspended from playing for about three years.
Sonny: We have made it into the Top Five of the Top Ten! #5 of the list of the wildest moments in sports happens to be at the 2006 Winter Animation Olympics in Italy. During a pairs figure-skating event, Sonic and Amy Rose did the unthinkable in their greatest attempt to win the gold medals, and they did it with the impossible in-the-air 2000 degree spin. Little did they know it, it would majorly fail on them and it cost them the whole win...and Sonic's physical health. Kevin?
Kevin: Alright, here is #4 for you all out there! In the 2001 MCALB All-Star Game, Springfield's Apu brings out the heat as he slams a wicked grand slam home-run that would land right into some guy's beer! Gee, I feel bad for the guy who had just lost his full cup of beer during that game...
Sonny: Time now for #3, and it just happens to be a recent ACHL match-up between the Konoha Stealths and the Quahog Chowders! Right-wing offence Uchiha Sasuke runs left-wing defence Chris Griffin right into the stanchion beside the home team's bench. As a result of that brutal hit, Chris suffered a severe concussion and a fracture on his lower spine. Still, it was one of the wildest moments in sports!
Kevin: Before we get to the #1 spot, we count down to #2! Number two in the list happens to be the 30th annual Bikini Bottom Sand-sledding contest at Sand Mountain, where Spongebob Squarepants was a participant in the contest. The reason why this is the second most-wildest moment in sports, is because of his sledding skills. During Spongebob's second run, he apparently had hit a rock that was in his way and wiped out so bad, he had broken almost every bone in his body by landing on his butt! He's alright for now, but he said in an interview that he would not participate in the next few contests.
Sonny: Finally, the #1 most-wildest moment in sports you have all been waiting for! Number one in the Top Ten wildest moments in sports happens to be held at the National Drag Race event in the state of Illinois, as Ren Hoek challenges Beavis in their top-fuel funny cars. However, during the run, Ren's top-fuel funny car suffers a mechanical malfunction and causes his car to steer right into the path of Beavis' fast-running funny car, causing a flaming major crash to happen! The good news is, both drivers were alright even though Beavis had been heavily entranced from the fires spewing out of his car.
Kevin: And that's it for the Top Ten; be sure to join us for another high-definition broadcast of Sports Centre: Animation Edition at 11:00 P.M. Eastern Time. To see all those past moments covered on S.C: A.E., log on to our website and you can find the many videos that have been uploaded! For now, I'm Kevin and this is my co-anchor Sonny, and thank you for watching this edition of Sports Centre: Animation Edition.
Both: SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!
(Sonny and Kevin wave good-byes at the camera as the lighting dims.)
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THE END!
Disclaimer: We do not own the following animes, cartoons, sports leagues, sports teams, and brand names that are either trademarked or copyrighted from their owners. That includes ESPN and TSN, as ESPN belongs to ESPN Inc. and its sports networks. TSN belongs to Bell Media and ESPN Inc. as well.
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(The show begins with the opening animated sequence leading to the "Sports Centre: Animation Edition" logo.)
Announcer: This is Sports Centre.
(Previews of events to be talked about are shown in full screen. The first snippets of the first preview reveal angry crowds in the streets, causing major damage to their city.)
Sonny: Tonight on Sports Centre...chaos erupts in the streets! As the one team that has finally won the cup in almost 40 years celebrates their ultimate win, fans of the opposing team aren't so delight and pleased to hear the news.
(3D transition animation reveals the snippets of the next preview. There, it shows a tennis player slipping on wet grass and getting himself up moments later.)
Kevin: Also, there has been major heartbreak for an aspiring tennis star at the World Wimbledon Tournament. Find out all about it later on in the programme!
Sonny: Plus...
(3D transition animation reveals the snippets of the preview after the previous one.)
Sonny: We count down the Top Ten in the wildest moments in sports!
Kevin: Sports Centre: Animation Edition begins...right now!
(The official opening, 3D-animated sequence of the show plays as many highlights of sports events in the past and recent times are shown in increasingly-fast succession, finished off with the logo of the show. 3D-animated transition sequence reveals the two news anchors sitting behind the usual icy-glass coloured table with a digital display on the front side showing the logo, and the control room behind the glass in the background.)
Kevin: Hello, sports fans, and welcome back to another great, wacky edition of Sports Centre: Animation Edition! I'm Kevin and sitting beside me, is Sonny.
Sonny: We start off the show with the top news stories. It has been described as "pure chaos and pandemonium" as angry fans took it to the streets and started smashing windows, setting fires to cars, and all other sorts of outrageous acts, as the Konoha Stealths won over the Springfield Pigs in the ACHL Cup Finals.
(Footage of the rioting in the streets of Springfield is shown.)
Sonny: Just minutes after the Stealths have won game 7 over the Pigs with a score of 4-0, fans outside the Springfield Arena began to cause mayhem starting with the flipping over of a few cars, torching garbage cans, and picking fights with each other. The increasingly-intense mob of violence and anger had then spread to the rest of the streets downtown, where windows were smashed, valuable items were looted, and groups of people dancing wildly over the flames. Police and security groups had to be called in to quell the situation. In the end, the rioting took no less than five hours, and an estimate of about 350 people were arrested. The costs of the damage have yet to be evaluated, although rough estimates say it would be close to $55 million, and clean-up has yet to be started.
(Last clip of the rioting shows Moe being trampled by other people.)
Moe: Hey—Ow, ow, ow, ow! That hurt! Why do you people always wear cleats here?
(Cut to Sonny and Kevin.)
Sonny: This is not the first time Springfield has ever had a riot of this size, as previous sports-related riots have taken place there in the past. The last time Springfield had a riot, post-hockey game, was back in 1994.
Kevin: As for the Konoha Stealths, they could not have celebrated their first Cup win that huge since 1972! For the next top story, there has been nothing but heartbreak for an aspiring young and talented tennis star when it comes to a World Wimbledon Tournament game.
(Footage of the championship playoff game is shown.)
Kevin: 22-year-old Ryoma Echizen had slipped on wet grass during the fifth set in the semi-final match of the 2011 World Wimbledon Championships while taking on his sixth-seeded competitor, Ned Flanders. Officials along with his trainer/mentor were concerned about his safety and health, but Ryoma got back up and resumed playing until the next set. He has since been withdrawn from the tournament, giving Ned Flanders an automatic advance to the finals.
(Cut to the news anchors.)
Kevin: And now, we go live to Michael Williams outside of the Winnipeg Ice Coliseum. Mike?
(Cut to Michael Williams on the other side.)
Michael: Hello, Kevin. I'm reporting outside the Ice Coliseum on reports that the new ACHL team here will be named at the 2011 ACHL Draft. Now, as you all recalled, the Atlanta Ice Hogs were bought out and moved to this city just a few weeks ago. The Board of Governors have yet to approve this deal, and if it does pass through, then Winnipeg will see a new ACHL team for the first time since 1979, when the Winnipeg Aeros were part of the ACHL from the now-defunct ACHA up until 1996. Kevin, back to you!
(Cut to Kevin and Sonny.)
Kevin: Alright, we'll be back after a few short breaks. When we're back, Jamie Oscar has the weather up for you coming right up!
S.C: A.E. Announcer: This edition of Sports Centre: Animation Edition has been brought to you by Battlefield 3. "50% More Vehicles and Weapons, 60% More Destruction, 70% Less Campers. Pre-order it now!"
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(Six 30-second random commercials play in a random order.)
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Kevin: Welcome back, folks. Here's Jamie Oscar with the "Weather on Sports" segment! So Jamie, how's the weather looking right now?
(Cut to Jamie at the other newsroom.)
Jamie: IT'S GON' RAIN!
(Cut back to Kevin.)
Kevin: You really think so?
(Cut back to Jamie.)
Jamie: In all seriousness, yes. For today's weather, we have a 60% chance of rain and possibly a few thundershowers happening in the early afternoon. Now, this is all because of this low pressure system here bringing all that unsettled weather there, and it's making its way across to where we are because of the moist, muggy air-mass that is present at our location. However, if you're up for the Indy kart race that's happening in Townsville, consider yourself lucky! The temperatures over there are highs of 25 degrees Celsius, feeling like 28 with the slight humidity wafting around. For the Dimmsdale 500 happening over at the Dimmsdale Superspeedway, a mix of sun and cloud and it's a PERFECT day for racing over there with a high of 23 degrees Celsius. That's all the weather there is on the "Weather on Sports". Back to you, Kevin!
(Cut to Kevin.)
Kevin: Continuing our top stories tonight, the 2011 Women's World Super Cup will begin in Germany as 18 countries participate in the 27th soccer tournament. One of the countries—Canada, have qualified for this tournament. The first game will commence on Sunday at 3:00 P.M. Eastern Time. You can catch the game on our station!
Sonny: And now it's time for the Top Ten in this edition's Sports Centre: Animation Edition. This time, we count down to the Top Ten Wildest Moments in Sports!
Kevin: We begin the Top Ten with #10 as there was a massive, MASSIVE crash in the 2007 ACSCAR Max Gold Cup High Stakes 500 race, at the Gallagher Superspeedway! Timmy Turner's dad was running in the race dead last, when all of a sudden, his engine gives way and he stalls just right in front of the whole pack of cars. The massive crash left a lot of flying debris around, most of it being sent right into the grandstands where the spectators are! 65 people were seriously hurt, while 20 drivers had to be sent to the nearest hospital.
Sonny: Here is #9, as the 2011 Grand Am Supercharged Race took place at the Road America course in Wisconsin. Bugs Bunny's supercharged Camaro braked too soon and ran into the back of Gray Fullbuster's supercharged Challenger car during a sharp turn. However, if that wasn't enough, Bugs Bunny's car continued to veer past the sand-traps and crashed right into the tire barrier, taking his car OVER it! The car was totalled, but Bugs Bunny was okay.
Kevin: #8 of the Top Ten happens to be the 2005 All-Star Game set in Konoha. In the sixth inning, when Uzumaki Naruto's team was losing by a few runs, it was up to him at the batter to execute a strategy! However, it wasn't the strategy people expected at the grandstands as Naruto uses his ability to turn into a sexy female centerfold that would stun not only the pitcher, but the back-catcher and the umpire as well! Just seconds after this happened, a very angry Sakura storms right in and punches him in the face really hard! It's that wild in our Top Ten list for this edition!
Sonny: And now, counting down to #7, it is the 2008 MCALB regular season match-up between the Boston Red Hats and the Mako Sharks. Red-hot pitcher Portgas D. Ace throws a massively-burning fastball clocked in at 95 MPH, during the seventh inning! The flaming baseball actually hits the batter, and the right-handed batter is left screaming and rolling all over the ground as he is literally burnt by his fastball!
Kevin: That's really gotta hurt! Onto #6 of the Top Ten, the 1982 UAFL Duff Beer Championship game held in Minnesota saw so much to go wrong. During the start of the third quarter, most of the members of the Orange Blaze football team began to strip down bare-naked and streaked across the football field, right in front of 35 000 spectators. To this day, no one is sure why most of the team would do such a thing like this; although speculations came around in either that the players in the football team actually planned this after the halftime show, or that the head coach intended it in order to gain crowd publicity. Either way, it made them forfeit the championship and got suspended from playing for about three years.
Sonny: We have made it into the Top Five of the Top Ten! #5 of the list of the wildest moments in sports happens to be at the 2006 Winter Animation Olympics in Italy. During a pairs figure-skating event, Sonic and Amy Rose did the unthinkable in their greatest attempt to win the gold medals, and they did it with the impossible in-the-air 2000 degree spin. Little did they know it, it would majorly fail on them and it cost them the whole win...and Sonic's physical health. Kevin?
Kevin: Alright, here is #4 for you all out there! In the 2001 MCALB All-Star Game, Springfield's Apu brings out the heat as he slams a wicked grand slam home-run that would land right into some guy's beer! Gee, I feel bad for the guy who had just lost his full cup of beer during that game...
Sonny: Time now for #3, and it just happens to be a recent ACHL match-up between the Konoha Stealths and the Quahog Chowders! Right-wing offence Uchiha Sasuke runs left-wing defence Chris Griffin right into the stanchion beside the home team's bench. As a result of that brutal hit, Chris suffered a severe concussion and a fracture on his lower spine. Still, it was one of the wildest moments in sports!
Kevin: Before we get to the #1 spot, we count down to #2! Number two in the list happens to be the 30th annual Bikini Bottom Sand-sledding contest at Sand Mountain, where Spongebob Squarepants was a participant in the contest. The reason why this is the second most-wildest moment in sports, is because of his sledding skills. During Spongebob's second run, he apparently had hit a rock that was in his way and wiped out so bad, he had broken almost every bone in his body by landing on his butt! He's alright for now, but he said in an interview that he would not participate in the next few contests.
Sonny: Finally, the #1 most-wildest moment in sports you have all been waiting for! Number one in the Top Ten wildest moments in sports happens to be held at the National Drag Race event in the state of Illinois, as Ren Hoek challenges Beavis in their top-fuel funny cars. However, during the run, Ren's top-fuel funny car suffers a mechanical malfunction and causes his car to steer right into the path of Beavis' fast-running funny car, causing a flaming major crash to happen! The good news is, both drivers were alright even though Beavis had been heavily entranced from the fires spewing out of his car.
Kevin: And that's it for the Top Ten; be sure to join us for another high-definition broadcast of Sports Centre: Animation Edition at 11:00 P.M. Eastern Time. To see all those past moments covered on S.C: A.E., log on to our website and you can find the many videos that have been uploaded! For now, I'm Kevin and this is my co-anchor Sonny, and thank you for watching this edition of Sports Centre: Animation Edition.
Both: SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!
(Sonny and Kevin wave good-byes at the camera as the lighting dims.)
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THE END!
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