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Jackass: Ult. A-x Edition -3-

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Disclaimer: The same disclaimer used in the introduction chapter. Oh, and I also do not own San Francisco and other brand names as well.

CHAPTER TWO: VEHICLE BOARDING (feat. various anime characters)

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The stunt starts off with a beautiful, sunny day at San Francisco. The seagulls are chirping happily, the people are walking up and down the sidewalks, and the traffic seems great. However we focus onto some streets with steep hills. We then see EIGHT familar characters step at the top of the steep hills. The camera then lifts up from the feet of the characters to the faces of the characters. Change view to the shot of all eight people.

"Hi, I'm Luffy!" the captain of the Straw Hats introduced.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto...dattebayo!" he interjected.

"Hey, I'm Kurosaki Ichigo..."

"My name's InuYasha."

"My name's Alphonse Elric..."

"I'm Light Yagami..."

"Hey, I'm Goku!"

"...AND I'M USOPP!"

"AND THIS IS VEHICLE BOARDING!!"

Cut to Luffy's turn to ride on top of a vehicle's roof. The vehicle is a black, four-door sedan. Luffy gives the thumbs up, and the car starts to move down the steep hills of the street. Luffy cheers and hoots while the car is driving down the hills at a fast rate. Suddenly, the car goes too fast and heading down a hill, Luffy goes flying up into the air and lands into a face-plant on the pavement.

"Luffy! YOU OKAY??" the seven stuntmen rushed to him.

Luffy then gets up with a few scratches and bruises.

"I'm okay, fellas!" he grinned.

The others sighed. Cut to Uzumaki Naruto standing on the flat-bed of a shiny red pickup truck. Luffy and the others cheered and whistled at Naruto as the truck started to make its way downhill from the starting point. The truck seems to pick up its acceleration, as it goes downhill on the steep-hilled streets. Not a moment too soon, Naruto soon ended up screaming his Japanese catchphrase as he flew higher after the truck hit the point down the street in which he flied off.

The spiky-haired blond ninja then crashed right into a street sign, face-first. He then landed on the hard earth as the seven people made their way to his aid. Later, we see Naruto being bandaged around the forehead, bruised, scratched, and having a few bumps on his head. These injuries are what to be similar as if Haruno Sakura had beated him up over a very stupid thing he did. And so that agrees.

Later on, we see Ichigo and InuYasha climbing on top of a city bus' roof. They stood there and kept their balance as the bus started up and made its way down the steep-hilled street. The five other people had watched on as the bus gained speed on the hilly streets. Both Ichigo and InuYasha were trying to maintain their balance as the bus hit a few points down the hill where they lose balance. Finally, they gave away and fall out of the bus tumbling into different places.

"OW! OHH! OUCH! DAMN!" they groaned as they tumbled.

They finally stopped tumbling, and they landed at different streets 20 metres away apart. They groaned in pain as they were lying in different positions. Cut to them sitting on the bench with bandages around their foreheads and bruises and scars. The three remaining people cheered on as Alphonse Elric (in metal suit version) made his way on top of a Hummer H3's roof. The other people couldn't believe that such a big metal suit can't crush a Hummer from the roof.

As the Hummer made its way down the hills, the metal suit (Alphonse) easily lost its balance as the Hummer went down the hill at a fast rate. It resulted in Al falling from the top of the Hummer, and rolling down the hilled streets then tumbled with hard jostles. When he landed at the middle of the non-hilled street, he noticed that the head part was missing. He then found a black bull-dog wearing his head piece, taking off.

"HEY! COME BACK WITH MY HEAD!" he chased the dog.

After Alphonse Elric got his "head" back, the stunt resumed as Light, Goku, and Usopp stand on top of an 18-wheeler.

"I hope I don't die by doing this." Light commented.

As Luffy gave the thumbs up to the 18-wheeler, the semi slowly drives down the hill. When it hits the point where the tires meet the straight surface, all three were rattled slightly. When the big rig goes down the second hill, Light could swear that he was in the air a bit then landing on the top again. The big truck gained speed as it drove down the third hill, and when it reached to the point of going down...well, all three stunt performers took a leap off of the trailer and they all face-planted.

"Ow..." they all mumbled.

The stunt concludes with all eight people standing on a limo. As the limo drove down the hills, the people flew way high up in the air as the tires hit the point of going down the hill. The people then land straight down to the ground hard.

"Ouch."
2nd stunt for this fic.

Original can be found here: [link]

...ENJOY.
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